Monday, April 14, 2008

Men in Skirts, Whites in Dreads and Oregon Drivers



We went to Oregon last weekend. I missed my canine baby so that I could visit my real and actual offspring. What is the deal with Oregon drivers? They are simultaneously highly annoying and quite charming. They all drive the speed limit or less, even in the left lane. If the speed limit is 30 through Newberg, you can bet some asswipe is crawling along at 25. OTOH, while walking around anywhere in McMinnville you can be damn sure you won't get run over. People are meticulous about pedestrian right of way (as well they should be). Even college dudes driving jacked up trucks bumpin' the tunes will stop at a crosswalk and wait until you make up your mind whether or not you're crossing. Here in dangerous Cali, you take your life in your own hands if you walk anywhere. Everyone's in a hurry, cuz they're so dang important. You can tell because they all have a Borg-like ear implant. Scary!




While I was away my fire belly toads made sweet amphibious love and *squeal* hatched some fine tadpoles! See picture below. I took them out of the parents' tank because toady hunger knows no bounds.
I was also gone a lot the previous weekend because the Warrior Princess has volunteered at The Grace Foundation.
It required a bit of training and she is so loving this outfit. I will do a separate post about this wonderful organization that saves neglected and abused horses while providing therapeutic riding for many different special needs children.


The tadpoles:

What is the deal with men wearing skirts? Honestly, it's not an attractive look, but we saw two different men in a single day while hanging out in Oregon. Ok, one dude was a goofy college kid that we've heard is known as "kilt guy". The other was an actual middle aged man in a restaurant and it was a freaking skirt, not a traditional Scottish kilt type outfit. Hmmm?

The final thing that bugged me about my trip up north was the frequency of white people with dreadlocks. I'm sorry but that just looks wrong. It just makes them look like crazy people who can't be bothered with personal hygiene. Eewww, especially you, woman at the Lewis and Clark College Track Invitational, rats could climb in there, build a nest and live happily ever after.


I leave you with this final image. Mother squirrel enjoying sunflower seeds at the bird bath. I sure hope she brings her babies by for a visit sometime. I guess if she's really a good squirrel mom she won't do that though.

48 comments:

Unknown said...

Your doggie is much too cute for its own good. I actually said "awww" aloud as your page loaded. Oregon drivers sound as conscientious as the ones here in Colorado. Nothing like the murderous jerks where I'm from. How many non-fuzzy animals do you actually keep?

Deadman said...

You can tell because they all have a Borg-like ear implant. Scary!

Well, it was either the borg-like implant and a real career and a LIFE to go with it or hanging out in college towns in Oregon with a skirt and dreadlocks rocking out to Bob Marley while stoned off my ass while asking people for spare change. I chose the former, thank god.

Claire said...

EOH- Not many. Just the toads (which are actually frogs), hermit crabs and my iguana, Ignatia, who just recently was diagnosed with an infection. I have to give her antibiotic injections every 3 days for 15 days :(
(she's getting better)

abbadon- Indeed! I can definitely see the need for the ear piece in your line of work. I meant more along the lines of those people who just want to Look like they're more important than the rest of us poor slobs. For example, at such places like Target I am often subjected to the blatherings of various people walking around the store seemingly at random intervals like mispaddled ping pong balls.

Axe said...

Claire, don't even get me started on people who drive like shit heads!!! Here in PE, the minimum speed limit legal, is 50km/hr...I sit behind turd who drive between 35 and 40km every single day!!!! SLOW causes accidents, not SPEEDY, assholes!

Oh, and the dreadlock thing is catching on here to. I kinda like it, with the right outfit, but you are right...it just looks filthy.

As for the kilts...hhmm....once more, he has to have the right, ummm, "look" for it...heee-heee!!!

JoJo said...

LOVE THE WIDDLE PUPPY!!! Soooo cute!!!!!

Saw a few homeless guys in SF wearing skirts....

I abhor the dreadlock look on white people. It's just disgusting.

I learned to drive on the east coast, and cut my teeth driving in Boston and New York. Trust me, no one on the west coast, from the Mexican border to the Canadian border, can drive. IT'S CALLED GAS PEDAL PEOPLE, USE IT!

val said...

I don't usually like little dogs much, but your sweetie is just adorable!

London men drivers can't STAND being behind a woman, especially if she's driving ON the speed limit on a narrow road, and cross to the wrong side to overtake us. They think sounding the horn can make the car in front fly over obstructions.

C said...

What an adorable doggie! :) Just the other day, I got to visit with a friend's dog who looks a lot like that.

There are even Borg here in MI, because they just so important that no one would survive if they couldn't reach them for half an hour. (or maybe they just want to be available in case the person 5 feet behind them calls to say, "hey, your ass-crack is hanging out" ^_^ )

Deadman said...

various people walking around the store seemingly at random intervals like mispaddled ping pong balls.

Hahahahahahahahah! Freakin' hilarious!

Jocelyn said...

My sensibility veers off from yours, as I actually find men in skirts WITH DREADLOCKS strangely attractive. Can't get my groom to do either, though.

Hey, do they still insist on pumping your gas for you in OR?

Anonymous said...

((((Claire))))

Hope you're doing well. :)

Rose

xo

Claire said...

val -we can always tell at school when papas and grandpas come to pick up the kids cuz they turn into the wrong lane despite clearly marked arrows and signs and a little red plastic man holding a flag!

jocelyn -I think your Groomeo is an extremely Intelligent man, a real keeper!

Deadman said...

Hey, do they still insist on pumping your gas for you in OR?

Yes, it's a state law (for work preservation, as I understand it).

bellygirl said...

that puppy is too cute!

glad you enjoyed your vacation:0)
men in skirts is just wrong imho.

i htink dreads can look fairly cool on a person if their kept well. but none of that rattyness.

G said...

Oh that is one cute little canine baby! He reminds me a little of Louie (of course much smaller). I'm not buying the men in skirts thing. I mean a kilt - okay, but a skirt, no way. Yeah, the white folks in dreads? Trustafarians. Most of them, anyway.

Looking forward to the post about your daughter. That sounds wonderful.

JoJo said...

The gas attendants get really snippy w/ you if you forget that you are in OR and get out to pump the gas yourself.

Claire said...

They still pump the gas for you in OR, AND it is cheaper by 30 cents a gallon than it is down here in Norcal :(

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Great post. Cute doggie. Nice squirrel. I enjoyed this.

Deadman said...

They still pump the gas for you in OR, AND it is cheaper by 30 cents a gallon than it is down here in Norcal :(

Oh, GOOD NEWS! Of course, the bad news is being a pump jockey is about the only job left in Oregon. Even logging is going in the toilet.

:o/>

Unknown said...

I didn't realize there were places in the States where you had attendants. Being used to having a pump guy do the job for you in SA, it was rather an adjustment having to do it for myself the first time. I felt quite pathetic, actually. And I can't believe you have to pay for air for your tires!

Claire said...

EOH- It's a wacky place in which you've found yourself. What's your favorite country to live in?

Jane said...

God, even the old farmers back here driver faster than that!

Hello little puppy! :)

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Claire,
I have tagged you to do a "6 word memoir". Come over to learn more. Hope you will play.

Jacob said...

Dude, I thought we covered this issue of Oregon drivers in my post that talked about PTFO. That's what I was saying. That what I'm all about. People who just for the love of Juh-HEE-zus won't freekin' PTFO.

It's enough to wish your kids went to school in another state already. Sheesh.

The Nemesing One said...

My favorite place to drive in America is L.A. My friends think I'm crazy, but it's always my favorite part of any S. Cali vacation.

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