"Mom, my swim coach said 'bitch' today!", said the Warrior Princess.
"Would that be as in 'quit yer bitchin' or 'you are such a bitch'?" asked the mother (who has heard it all before).
"It was, 'quit yer bitchin'"
"Ha!, I bet a bunch of parents will call and complain about it. "
(Poor guy, he's kind of young, but otherwise doing a good job by my estimation)
"Nah, he said it to us 12 and ups and we already say bad words!"
Good to know, good to know...
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13 comments:
LOL!! gotta luv the honesty!
Out of the mouths of babes - comes the unfortunate truth.
LOL!!! I love it. But you can count on some snooty, stick up their butt parent raising a stink over it.
Lol! well, it is true. kids say the darndest things these days...
Wonderful! But you know some parent is going to be pissed off. (As if they never swear...Oh no, not us!)
Hi everybody -In my town, (where 80% of the women walk around with fake hoots) nobody swears and certainly nobody's shit stinks either, heh, heh. Some people don't feel like actual Parental Units unless they are berating somebody else regarding the treatment of their spawn.
That sounds bitchy, huh? Oh well sometimes it just feels good to let lose with a good bitch stream.
I'm all better now :)
((((Claire)))
Hello. :)
Rose
xo
Hahaha....they can be so entertaining!!!
They grow up so fast... *sniff*
PS: I swear I single-handedly popularized the phrase "parental units" back in the '90s. It started chiefly as a way to avoid saying "parents" (apparently I pronounce it funny). And now it seems like everyone is using it! Meh - so it goes.
I'm dure they've all heard it on Youtube...
EOH -it's probably that cool South African accent I'm betting you have. I hereby give you credit for "parental unit"! I've always liked that term.
deadman -I'll have you know my kid says her friends think I'm the 'cool' mom, not the big fat crazy bitch mom, heh, heh.
CLAIRE SAID "BITCH", EVERYONE!!!!
:O
Kids are so amazing. Funny post. Thank you.
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